By Peter.
Nobel laureate Prof. Wole Soyinka didn’t mince words Tuesday night at the 20th Wole Soyinka Centre for Investigative Journalism Awards in Lagos: President Bola Tinubu’s approach to security is wildly off-kilter, lavishing a “battalion” of armed guards on his son Seyi while Nigeria grapples with rampant kidnappings, rural banditry, and insurgencies. In a now-viral 4:25 clip shared by @NigeriaStories on X—racking up over 27,000 views, 466 reposts, and 81 quotes by midnight—Soyinka recounted spotting what looked like a “SWAT team” of 15+ heavily armed operatives in Ikoyi, initially mistaking it for a movie set. Turns out, it was Seyi Tinubu’s routine escort—enough firepower, he quipped, to “take over a small country like Benin.”
The 91-year-old wordsmith, fresh off honoring poet Odia Ofeimun, dialed up the sarcasm: “President Tinubu didn’t have to send the Air Force and Military to stop the coup in Benin—he should have sent his son Seyi instead.” But beneath the humor? A searing indictment: “Children must understand their place. They are not elected leaders, and they must not inherit the architecture of state power simply by proximity.” Shocked, Soyinka tracked down National Security Adviser Nuhu Ribadu (mid-meeting in Paris with Tinubu) for a reality check: “Do you mean the child of the Head of State goes around with an army?” His follow-up sleuthing confirmed it’s standard for Seyi—road clearances and all—prompting a plea to Tinubu: Reallocate those troops to where they’re “urgently needed.”
This lands awkwardly just weeks after Tinubu’s late-November order yanking police from VIPs nationwide for frontline duties—yet here, military muscle marches on for the First Son. No official word from the Presidency as of Wednesday morning, and while Soyinka ID’d Seyi via his driver, the video skips direct confirmation.
Broader Barbs: Benin Meddling, Lagos Wrecks, and Media Mayhem
Soyinka didn’t stop at family perks. He torched Nigeria’s Benin coup intervention as “another unnecessary military entanglement next door,” urging a pivot to shoring up democracies over gunboat diplomacy. “Instability anywhere in the region echoes across our own sense of security,” he warned—echoing fears of blowback amid West Africa’s junta wave.
Domestically, he decried Lagos’ demolition frenzy as “inhumane,” sharing photos of gutted families: “Let us not strip away the humanity of the people affected.” Even “necessary” urban fixes demand dignity—evacuations first, not evictions.
To journalists (the event’s stars), Soyinka saluted grit but slammed sloppiness: “The next great conflict may well be triggered by the misuse of social platforms.” He demanded “renewed commitment to truth and verification,” positioning credible reporting as Nigeria’s bulwark against chaos.
X Erupts: From Cheers to “Dynasty” Digs
The clip’s a powder keg—trending #WoleSoyinka with 500+ posts in 24 hours, blending acclaim for his candor and APC loyalist backlash. @yabaleftonline’s share exploded to 3,357 likes and 956 reposts, quipping on the Benin jab. @firstladyship (863 likes) marveled: “Shocked that Professor Wole Soyinka is shocked… At least the sarcasm came from a Bola Tinubu confidant.” Critics like @EbikaboweiDad (31 views) fumed: “Small traffic… and now he realizes Tinubu has a grown baby sucking from the nation’s purse.” @eduhandsome_ (700 views) roasted: “They keep coming for my daddy & me… One useless family that stole their way into Aso Rock.” Pro-Tinubu voices, like @HighChiefOkoro, are gearing for defense, per one post.
Outlets like Premium Times and Legit.ng amplified it overnight, with Daily Post tallying “enough to stop insurrection.” As views climb past 30,000, it’s fueling debates on privilege vs. public need—Soyinka’s signature blend of wit and warning, landing like a grenade in Tinubu’s lap.
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